small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
