Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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