bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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