she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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