Fine. I'll sleep in my office
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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