My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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