It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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