Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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