So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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