your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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