Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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