i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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