Buhtt sex?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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