Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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