just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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