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Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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