i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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