Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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