i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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