Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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