Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
