Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
