So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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