Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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