I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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