So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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