whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Text me some of your sweat
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize
