No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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