You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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