I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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