on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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