physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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