All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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