Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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