we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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