Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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