you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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