if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just gargled with NyQuil
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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