Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
someone owes me an orgasm
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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