Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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