i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
