Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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