Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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