I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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