everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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