Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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