Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i think i have herpe
just one?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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