I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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