he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it was like eating out sand paper
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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