yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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