I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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