what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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